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Calm before the Viking Storm

Some fear Viking invasions, I mostly try to live for today.

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Dead Presidents

Presidents Day is here in the US and we are celebrating our past presidents and all of their great accomplishments! No, Moko was never a president of the US, despite what "proof" he might offer. So join us as we celebrate by giving you the executive answers to all of those questions your friends have been filibustering all this time! So read on in this week's administrative edition of Cranial Insertion!

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This is a Playtest Article

Testing, testing, one, two, three. The playtest cards are available in the Mystery booster drafts at Magic Fests, and those have been causing quite the stir. So in celebration we take a look at actual cards and answer your rules questions about them! Read on in this weeks very real edition of Cranial Insertion!

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Maternal Masters

Celebrating mothers here at the offices we bring to you this wonderful edition answering all your rules questions! So join us for this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion! And no, technically, zombie monkeys do not have mothers, but shhh please do not tell that to Moko, he still thinks that old dried out coconut is his mother!

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Bouncing off the Walls

With Christmas completed we are still cleaning up the mess Moko made under the tree, bad Moko. The gifts at the Cranial Insertion offices just keep on giving so we reciprocate in kind in answering your rules questions! So join us for this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

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It's Beginning to Look...

The halls are decked out with leftovers from our Thanksgiving extravaganza! In out cleaning up we found all of those rules questions you have been asking since before then and now it is time we answered some of them! So join us for some more exciting rules questions and answers, in this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion! Just watch your step over there, we are not sure what is in that pile of stuff.

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It's Morphin' Time!

Rita is attacking the city again, and we need to turn up our morphs to repel the attack! What better way to do this then by answering your rules questions and answers! So join us for this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

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Standard's Last Gleaming

Round and round we go, like a record baby! Rotation season is in full swing as we spin ourselves dizzy on preexisting rules questions. So join james on his revolutionary journey around the CR in this weeks exciting Cranial Insertion!

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Goodbye, Zendikar!

And fareweldrazi, too!

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Authorlace

You may write a column as though you were another columnist with the same pay grade. (Pay grade includes benefits.)

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Have a Zombie Monkey Christmas

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Lorwyn Looms Large

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Hot Hot Rules Questions Inside

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Suture Fight!

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